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"Please don't smoke on the plane, because then it gets hot and we really can't open the windows"
In Citilink they have short poems for every destination, and they are all different each time!!! Also, "If you want to smoke, remember, dying isn't a competition when you're on a plane"
On a Frontier flight they did the safety briefing and at the end,” if you weren’t paying attention, well...good luck”
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I swear this was in a fanfic I read
when i was 16 i was flying from anaheim to orlando and our flight attendant was just like this, he was really funny and he ended up singing a little jingle when we landed. i wonder what he’s up to these days